Loneliness                                        
Ollie and the Monster                            
Author                                                    
Rubber Ducky                                        
Spider webs                                      
Should I or shouldn’t I                          
Bad Vibrations                                       
After school swim                                  
Thirsty                                                   
I owe her that                                        
Death Metal                                         
Sweet tits                                              
The Closet          
ATrulyGrandDay                                     
 The mower                                           
The puzzle                                           
Y.G.D.M.F.C.S.B.S.C.W.P.O.S.        
The Dibbs family have lived in the house for almost fourteen years.  It's
was like a family member to them.  It was perfect...perfect except for
the orange shag carpeting covering the basement.
While remodeling their basement they find a small trapdoor hidden
underneath the hideous carpet.
During "The scare game", the children's version of hide and  seek,
Thirteen year old Jessica thinks she sees a monster peek out from the
trapdoor.  Her parents don't believe her, citing the near constant
stream of horror movies she has been watching lately.

Is she imagining things or is there something evil living underneath the
house?
Serenaded by Crickets
Jesus gets pissed: on/off
Fuckface and the man
Ice Bath
The Unmistakable sound
Retard Poker
Klotus
The Only way
Hope
A very Dark Xmas
Fucking scary movies
For the love of Orsen Welles' fat black ejaculate
Poetry collection by
Joe Knetter and
Steve Barton.
Prepare yourself for
balls out stupidity.
Decapitated hookers,
chainsaw wielding
maniacs covered in
blood and shit,cock
eating vampire punk
rockers, shit encrusted
rubber duckys,
necrophilia, a guitar
from hell....welcome to
the wonderful world of
Joe Knetter.
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Joe Knetter wrote a kid's book?
In a departure from his typical gruesome tales, horror author Joe
Knetter  wanted to write something that his whole family could enjoy.  
He enlisted the help of his eleven year old daughter Katie to help him
craft the tale.  Trapdoor was the result.
Features the story Thirsty, which has been made into a short
film starring Joe Lynch, Tiffany Shepis and Michael Bailey Smith.
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Zombie Bukkake